Last week I did a whole “Where the Hell have You Been” and babbled on a bit about everything. This week, we’ll spice it up. I’ll sum up each entry with only five words. Since this week was all about GamesCom, I figured that’s as good a place to start as any. Here we go:
Crysis 2 Trailer Revealed: Shiny Rooftop kills my FPS.
Diablo 3 Artisans Revealed: I want one at home!
Mass Effect 2 Comes to PS3: Is the Wii next, Reggie?
Torchlight 2 Trailer Revealed: Must…finish…first one…first….
XBox Live on Windows 7 Phone: Mobile BSOD comes shortly after.
Dragon Age Origins 2 Trailer: Surgery won’t fix that, bro.
Gran Turismo 5 Demo: Still better than my Kia.
Bioshock 2 Trailer: Big Daddy still kicks ass.
Portal 2 Gets a Street Date: Cake is still a lie.
Guitar Hero blah blah blah: Five good songs; rest suck.
Michael Jackson: The Experience: Dangling baby is not included.
EA Pressconferences: “Title Win” within five words.
WAR RvR Pack: Someone left out the content.
There you have it folks. That’s the majority of what went on. Of course there was some WAR drama. There’s always WAR drama. Maybe we just care that much. Or, maybe we’re trollish assholes looking to find bad news. Either or!
